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Pelosi Becomes President

This is how the scenario plays out.  Obama is elected president with Clinton as vice president.  A Rush Limbaugh dildo head shoots Obama in the head, then a jealous girlfriend shoots Clinton.  Pelosi then becomes president, and we all shoot ourselves in the head because we should be voting Libertarian.

Spare me the hate mail; this was just a weird dream that I had.

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One Response to “Pelosi Becomes President”

  1. Esquire Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    Second scenario:

    Obama becomes President, gets assassinated by some skinhead white supremist from Idaho. This sparks an all-out race war in America, making the Rodney King riots look like a picnic. The smart white men scurry to the Sierras, armed with their banned assault rifles, high-capacity magazines and all the ammo they can carry…

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